Juvenile Lemon

Once upon a time, whilst upon quarter past four to be precise, give or take a minute, I crossed paths with what appeared to be a juvenile lemon. Rapt with awe in the face of such a phenomenon, I took photos for the Book of Pointless Records. Immediately after, a now ex-friend pointed out that it was a lime, thus ruining the punchline, completely hurting my feelings and totally humiliating me in front of everybody.

THE END

© Kris Blackburn 28/07/04

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