During my weekly bathtime expedition, I was not expecting what was to come. Playing with my submarine as per usual, I somehow managed to get it stuck in a pint glass filled to the brim with Vaseline. I don’t know how or why, but it happened. To this day it sits upon my mantelpiece with a note explaining why. However, everyone thinks that I’m lying. Maybe they’re right. But how do you know unless you where there? But you were not, so please do not doubt me.
© Kris Blackburn 23/02/04