Disclaimer: PLEASE READ!

‘A faith unchallenged is a faith left without defence; a faith unquestioned is a faith left without answers.’ – Kris Blackburn

 

This story is an entire work of imaginative fiction and was intelligently designed with humour in mind. Neither the text, nor its contents should be taken out of context, and used to say that I am taking a disrespectful or negligent stance towards the Bible, Qur’an, Book of Mormon, Torah, or any religion in general such as:  Christianity, Judaism, Buddhism, Mormonism, Amish, Hinduism, Islam, Shintoism, Voodoo, Jedi’s, and Consciousness Krishna Movement et al. Scientology, however, is a different story altogether. I realise that this may offend certain people, and if certain people believe that the reading of this material will cause them palpitations, and/or future hernia operations, then the advice is to not read any further, and instead read a box of cereal.

All characters portrayed in this text are entirely religious and any similarity to persons or institutes living or dead is entirely intentional and done so without remorse.

And so it was written as you are just about to read, in the form that you are about to read, but translated from the Ancient Aramaic text as found in the now lost caves of al-Kajiri.

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